Robert Gordon University has lost the plot! It must be those dreich northern winters or long summer days or endless cloud and rain or too much hooch.
Fat people cause global warming is it? Well maybe we should stop feeding starving Africans with immediate effect. A few less pies in the Robert Gordon refectories would certainly help. Watch out Alex (Salmond) they mean you!
Time for wee Dave doon south to legislate against fat people, while he’s on a roll with the skinny young inner city zombies. Shame that trendy skinny MPs are all the vogue. Let’s pray that the global cooling we are in the midst of doesn’t get any worse or our Robert Gordon enforced starvation will have us all freezing to death.
I’m too fat for my planet…
Our hard earned taxes are paying these Econazis’ mortgages.
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